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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 08:21
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
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Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
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‘The Life of Chuck’: Never Mind the Apocalypse, Watch Tom Hiddleston Dance! - Rolling Stone
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do you treat a hematoma at home?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
No way
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No, not a chance
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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